Spending our Tax dollars

[plural]

you know

I am rarely pleased with how my tax dollars are spent
I rather think
I would get much more out of a new yacht
than
my current ROI

but I have been thinking lately
and
would like to propose a new government program

overseeing by me of course

basically it would provide funds
to remove computers from certain individuals
[at my discretion of course]
and
replace them with

iMacs

and not just any iMacs
pretty purple iMacs
with
loopback adapters
permanently affixed into the ethernet ports

so that in the future
we
are all spared continuing evidence
of their existence

Then again
if people would just remember
that
arguing on the internet
is like competing in the special olympics
even should you win
you are still a fucking retard

it would sure save a whole lot of
time on all accounts

Comments

[plural.livejournal.com]

ah I suppose you are right
there is atleast
some sort of screening process for the special olympics