Stolen from cmstrick

[plural]

DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
Specificity
Indubitably
Proliferation
Cinnamon
British Constitution


IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
Thanks, but I don't want sex.
No, I don't want another drink.
No Taco Bell for me thank you.
Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer
I'm not interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.



[no occifer, there is no blood in my alcohol system]
[why dont you go to your own jackyard and back off]

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

and my personal favorite:

"it does so go over 100mph... watch me."