Tonights report
May. 2nd, 2002 03:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralWe met for dinner at nine
as agreed
the she in this equation
was a lil punk hottie
I met a few days ago
in a local disco
quite frankly
it was a disaster
at least with the some of the others
there was a language barrier
but
she spoke excellent english
which only illuminated the fact
that
she was a complete fool
by the end of dinner
I was so thoroughly repulsed by her
mentally that regardless of her
physical attractiveness
if she had thrown herself at me naked
[which I will admit would have been highly unlikely]
[as I got the impression she wasn't]
[enjoying herself that much either]
I would have walked away
quickly
or
at least I hope I would have
because
waking up with that
shallow rambling in my ear
would
require years and years
of therapy
to get over
so
after dinner we politely
took our leave of each other
and
I returned to my hotel
a bit too frustrated with the human race
to
consider going out
I opened my email
and
behold there was an email
from a senior at Sarah Lawrence
that I have recently begun a correspondence with
which
contained wit and charm
in all the right places
and greatly restored my faith
in human nature
taking a brief pause
to disable the timer on my death ray device
which had been scheduled to destroy earth
in but a few hours
I set out to craft a response
and
now several hours and
two russian novels later
it is complete and sent
I haven't felt compelled to
write such a lengthy correspondence
in some time
it was rather enjoyable.
and so without further ado
I will retire for the evening
as
I have a bureaucratic nightmare
to contend with tomorrow
as agreed
the she in this equation
was a lil punk hottie
I met a few days ago
in a local disco
quite frankly
it was a disaster
at least with the some of the others
there was a language barrier
but
she spoke excellent english
which only illuminated the fact
that
she was a complete fool
by the end of dinner
I was so thoroughly repulsed by her
mentally that regardless of her
physical attractiveness
if she had thrown herself at me naked
[which I will admit would have been highly unlikely]
[as I got the impression she wasn't]
[enjoying herself that much either]
I would have walked away
quickly
or
at least I hope I would have
because
waking up with that
shallow rambling in my ear
would
require years and years
of therapy
to get over
so
after dinner we politely
took our leave of each other
and
I returned to my hotel
a bit too frustrated with the human race
to
consider going out
I opened my email
and
behold there was an email
from a senior at Sarah Lawrence
that I have recently begun a correspondence with
which
contained wit and charm
in all the right places
and greatly restored my faith
in human nature
taking a brief pause
to disable the timer on my death ray device
which had been scheduled to destroy earth
in but a few hours
I set out to craft a response
and
now several hours and
two russian novels later
it is complete and sent
I haven't felt compelled to
write such a lengthy correspondence
in some time
it was rather enjoyable.
and so without further ado
I will retire for the evening
as
I have a bureaucratic nightmare
to contend with tomorrow
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no subject
Date: 2002-05-02 01:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-05-02 05:10 am (UTC)i
could do
just remember that next time
bush asks for funding for
his [my] star wars death ray projects
that
i coulda used it
but instead chose to spare your life
my mommy always said i that
if i was responsible with my toys
that
i could have more
so
gimme more toys dammit
no subject
Date: 2002-05-02 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-05-02 07:59 am (UTC)Are your
emails
written in
the
same fashion
as
your posts?
[is there any]
[real]
[logic to]
[the breaks?]
no subject
Date: 2002-05-02 02:46 pm (UTC)and
no
no subject
Date: 2002-05-02 02:49 pm (UTC)yes
i would never act
in such ways
if we were together
i may be a bastard
but
i am a loyal bastard
we broke up
in the end of last year
and parted
good friends