(no subject)

gotta say

it looks like Apple
done hit a home run
with the new iPhone

when it comes to emergency preparedness

there aint no one
who can unintentionally prepare
better than me

last night
I decided I'd put off grocery shopping long enough
so I went

this morning I decided
to fill up my gas tank
on the way to work

I get to work and find out
that we're expecting another big windstorm
[like the one we had a few weeks back]
[which knocked out power for most of the area]
[but not me (go me) for a number of days]
this afternoon

and if that isnt enough
we're supposed to get a snow dump*
[terminology is locally relative]
[in that anything over an inch is a serious snowfall]
later tonight
that should shut down the city for a day or two

so when the power goes out
[for all those other suckers anyway]
and there aint no gas
and the snow falls
putting seattle in the deep freeze

I'll be all good
just like last time

mmm mmm
it is good to be the king

On reasoning (aka the Quote of the Day)

[a comment to a user in motorcycles by foobiwan]

That people who are likely to do X are also likely to do Y does in no way imply that if you do X you will be more likely to do Y.

Fifty percent of the people who engage in unprotected sex for long periods will get pregnant. However, no matter how much unprotected sex I have, I will not get pregnant.