A big swinging dick

I've been working on a little project

its sexy, its powerful

and

it might just help me afford

This
[warning boat porn - not work safe if you like boats]
[if you are indifferent to boats, its perfectly work safe however]

I'm not been one to be crude
but
my metaphorical cock
is about four feet long right now

I'm going to go out to a nice open field
and swing it around

well shit

after posting that last entry
I realized I'd completely forgotten
to post the complete version of my play

I've been to busy working my ass off on my plan
and masturbating to pictures of that yacht

I cant do it now as I have to go do some recon
but I promise I'll do it before I go to bed tonight

love love

your plural