With Friends like that

What a bunch of freaking pussies

it was only 13 feet long
and besides which
there were two of em
[three if you count the guy who got munched]

now
I am not one of those crazy fucks
who would go diving in after a croc for sport

but dammit
if its got my friend
you can be damn sure
I am gonna do my best to kick its ass

not
sit crying in a fucking tree for hours

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Real men hunt sharks with Plastic Knives