Holiday Spirit ... or .. I've Got Minty Balls

so

contrary to public opinion
I am not a complete grinch

to illustrate this fact
I have
for the remainder of the year

[that I may better]
[spread that holiday cheer]
[to all you fine ass honeys ]

replaced my chocolate flavored
testicle soap

with a peppermint flavored one

so yeah

I've got minty happy holiday balls

so how bout you

come gimme some

sugar baby

(no subject)

What a piece of work is a man!
how noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty!
in form and moving how express and admirable!
in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god!
the beauty of the world!
the paragon of animals!
And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust?
man delights not me:
no, nor woman neither,
though by your smiling
you seem to say so.

I could just about cry right now

for dinner tonight

I made a stone ground honey mustard cream sauce
draped it over a bed of fettuccine
and a couple of small sauteed chicken breasts

and

may I just say

It is good to be the king

god damn

and the soave I picked to go with it

utter perfection

the perfect balance
of wine
delicate pasta
just lightly floating
in a sauce so divine

god himself could not imagine such bliss

and Satan could not out do this

seduction

mmm

mmm

I think I am in love

Did you ever know that I'm my hero?

I am so overwhelming attracted to myself

at this moment

god damn I am sexy

I need loving

and lots of it

by myself


yeah baby

see you next week
*wink*

(no subject)

( as I am a benevolent god )

bottle of soave down

and yes

I am drunk

but that isnt the point

really

the point is

that this song roxxers

so

you need to download it

Lemon Jelly - Breezeblock

get it

now

then maybe

I will love you