(no subject)

I know I owe yall
some tales from the beach
but
the weather has been entirely too nice
to be indoors much recently
besides I have a nice tan from the beach
and have been finding excuses
to get me out in the sun all week

after all I have to go back to Seattle
in a couple of weeks and
as we all know
the man with the tan
in the land of the pasties
is
king

todays intended misadventure
[with the purpose of doing something in the sun]
[I cant stand just laying out there]

is something of a quest

you see

apparently there is
a gazebo in my backyard

and I

I intend on finding it

so off I go machete in hand
if you don't hear from me
in the next few days
I probably fell into a portal to the lost world
and
am traipsing around with some busty blonde
in an animal fur bikini

so while a rescue party would probably be unnecessary
if one of you kind souls could send
one of those dogs with the barrel of liquor
around its neck
that would be divine

(no subject)

well
that was mildly disappointing
but ultimately quite satisfying

I found the gazebo
unfortunately it only took me about an hour
to carve a tunnel through the jungle
to get to it

I was hoping to get at least a couple hours of work out of it
anyway it is pretty sweet
you have to duck a little bit
to walk back there
then it opens up above
while still having the sequestered feeling
the gazebo itself has vines growing up the side
and I plan on running some of those glow lights out there
so we can go out there at night
and
while there was no portal to the lost world
there was a buxom blonde
apparently she got lost in the yard
as a small child
and was raised by squirrels

she is pretty nice
except for the incessant nibbling
and chattering

now I am going to shower real quick
and run a few errands