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( a whole bevy of trite quizzes )

about last night

the evening started out missing a phone call
and then on to helping a friend jump start her car
and
we hung out for a bit while her battery charged up

while we were hanging around
schmoozing
a pretty lil blue celica pulled up
filled with all sorts of hotties

the driver was entirely inept at parallel parking
which was good for more than a few laughs
[two or three for each abortive attempt at least]
[L dahlin, she was much much worse than you]

She finally gave up
and asked me if I would park it for her
I said sure
and did so
perfectly of course

first try
less than an inch off the curb

flawless victory baby

It is good to be the king

afterwards
I thought I would head up to my usual spot
for a drink or two
and call it an early night

but
it just wasn't to be

I was appealed on to host an afterparty
and three sets of boobies cant be wrong
so
I went along with it

had a whole bunch of people over
drinking
schmoozing
watching B movies
twas good fun

was playing around
in the guest room
with a few chickies
[two blondes and brunette]
[I tried to get one of the blondes]
[to dye her hair red]
[you know for balance]
and
boom
the bed fell straight down
broke off about half the rail
on one side
but
I should be able to pull a jesus and fix it
without much worry

but I suppose
if you are gonna literally break in a bed
there are worse ways

royalty I suppose, has its privileges

rolled everyone out
about seven this morning
and caught some winks

and now
I am really truly
gonna go out on bettie

love love

me

(no subject)

I was asked last night
if a certain female friend of mine was gay

to which I winked and replied

"she is whenever, I ask her out"
[but not when I sleep with her]