Llama is live - running .Net Server Enterprise RC2 baby

ello all
you know what the definition of frustration is?

when you take down your systems for a rebuild
give warning that you may be gone a while cause
thats how that shit normally works

then you are soooo damn slick
that you get all your systems back up and running
in under two hours

but you internet connection fails
for two fucking days

that my dears
is frustration
*grin*

anywho I am around but will now be somewhat busy
configuring my domain controller, dns and webservers
not to mention downloading a shit load of updates and whatnot
soooo
love love
and I will speak you soon

Iraqi TV Guide

06:00 - Morning Prayers.

07:30 - "The Rock 'n Roll Years 629 AD" - A look back at the events of the last year, including the execution of 2,300 dissidents and the opening of a new French oil refinery.

08:00 - FILM: "Saddambusters" - Dramatisation of the glorious 1991 Iraqi victory in Kuwait.

09:30 - "Have I Got Genocide For You" - Celebrities make weapons of mass destruction out of everyday objects.

10:00 - "Holiday" - The team check out nice places for the Hussein family to visit. Featuring: North Korea, Rhodesia and France.

10:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H" with Tariq Aziz in a big girls blouse and stilettos.

11:30 - "Tomorrow's World" - New torture inventions for scientists who refuse to make nuclear bombs.

12:00 - "Black Peter" - The total amount of smallpox virus bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. Also - three ways to burn a flag, and how to make a President Bush effigy.

12:30 - "Only Fools and Camels" - Dhal-Boy offloads some dodgy French rocket -launchers to a bloke from Hamas.

13:30 - "Koran-ation Street" - Deirdrie faces execution by cat o'nine tails for being a shiite. Peter is beheaded for starting a hareem. Fred switches to selling Halal meat.

14:00 - "Question Time" - Members of the public face awkward questions from the Secret Service includes, 'when does Saddam have breakfast'? (When Tariq Aziz)?

15:00 - "Allah McBeal"

15:30 - "You've Bin Ladened" - Amusing footage shot secretly in Iraq's prisons. The film-makers were also secretly shot.

16:00 - "Middle-East Enders" - The entire cast is beheaded for not saluting when Saddam comes on the telly.

16:30 - "Sadd's Army" - The Basra-on-Sea home guard repel another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. Fraser has his willy hacked off for stealing some of Corporal Jones's halal sausages.

17:00 - "Wheel of Terror" ordinary Iraqi families pit their wits to win food parcels and medication.

17:30 - "Talibantubbies" - Dipsy and Tinky-Winky make nerve-gas and Po goes La La.

18:00 - FILM: "Saddam's Angels" - The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to bring democracy and free speech to Iraq.

19:30 - "Big Brother" - Who will be kicked out of Baghdad and executed this week?

20:30 - "Xena: Modestly Dressed Housewife" - Xena stays at home in a burkha and does some housework.

21:30 - "Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer".

22:30 - "The Sky At Night" - What to see in the Iraqi night sky during March: including B52 Bombers, Stealth Fighters and Cruise Missiles.

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Thought for the day:

What if Saddam Hussein survived the bombing last night, but lost a leg.

How pissed-off do you think his doubles would be?