(no subject)

Take my blunt truth survey!

[oh feel free to leave certain answer blank if they do not apply to you etc]

(no subject)

You are Agent Smith. Ruthless, you hunt down
members of the Resistance with your hand cannon
and with a little help from within...
However, there IS some wisdom to your words:

"I'd like to share a revelation I had during
my time here. It came to me when I tried to
classify your species. I realized that you're
not actually mammals. Every mammal on this
planet instinctively develops a natural
equilibrium with the surrounding environment
but you humans do not. You move to an area and
you multiply until every natural resource is
consumed. The only way you can survive is to
spread to another area. There is another
organism on this planet that follows the same
pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human
beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
You are a plague, and we, are the cure."


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(no subject)

I have notice far too many hot chicks on my friends list
mentioning that they dont have dates on Valentines day
soo
as a man who despises the thought of yall being so neglected
I have decided to step up to the plate

so all of you hotties that dont have dates
are welcome at my place
I will cook a fabulous meal
bring out a few cases of wine from my cellar
and
combine the two queen sized beds in my apartment
to make a wonderfully large and comfortable play space

I know, I know its very selfless of me to offer my services
to so many attractive women like this
but
I figure sometimes the sacrifice needs to be made
for the good of mankind

that is all