randomness

today was weird
I went down for my version of a nap
which
I suppose is more like resting
you see I rarely can get
more than four hours of sleep
and only occasionally need more
those time when I do get tired
I am not able to sleep
but I can rest
and go into a semi-lucid dream state

I have some kick ass dreams
when I rest so I don't mind it much

well today
I laid down around 3pm
I was having a fabulous dream
about all sorts of things
that red blooded american males like myself
dream about

and somehow I feel asleep
didn't up till about an hour ago
when my cat informed me
that I had better get my ass
to the grocery store pretty damn quick
or
I was going to be needing new sheets
as well as cat food

not that it really means anything
it was just usual

so I went to the grocery store
and this my darlings
is why I am so cool
[not really, I am so not cool]

I bought a big bag of cat food
and decided to get some beer
I don't drink much beer
prefer my liquor
but I like to have it around the house
for guest and my occasional odd whim

now those of you who know me
know I look fairly young for my age
[not a day of sixty I swear *wink*]

and since I hadn't been playing on buying beer
I had not checked to remember to bring my passport
and guess what
I didn't

Lady said I needed ID
thought I might have left it in the car
went and checked

nope not there

came back looked her straight in the eye
with one of my trademarked cocky,i mean charming grins
and said
guess I forgot it at home, just the cat food then
I will come back tomorrow for the beer

she nodded
as I walked away
she came up to me
and said
excuse me sir
I forgot your birthday

without hesitation
I rattled it off even though
I wasn't sure exactly why she was asking

she said thanks
and to go back and that I could go finish
checking out

I bought my beer
with a nod and a warm wish for a pleasant evening
I departed

checked my mail on the way home
and guess what sports fans

six string samurai
arrived on DVD
if you haven't seen it
do so
if you can find a copy
it rocks

I am going to go watch it now
while I proof read my midterms for Monday

oh oh oh
I keep forgetting

I saw the swiss chick
the other night
when I was on my date date thing
she was out with a friend
and had been sitting just across the way
from us for about two hours
she was facing away from me
and wearing a hat
that old celebrity disguise
actually works I suppose
so I didn't notice it was her
anyway
she made a point of stopping by
to say hello/goodbye on the way out

and I was of course polite and friendly
while remaining mindful of the fact
I was trying to get into a different set of pants that night
I refrained from flirting
[its called tacky stupid]

but I daresay
I detected a hint of jealousy
[or perhaps a pound]

anyway
if I can remember where I left her number
I think I might just give her a call

(no subject)

oh and another thing
it looks like my cable modem is spazzing again
so

fuck

well I am off to bed

but
I thought I would
slip a little poll out there

answer are viewable only to me
but I may use the information in aggregate form
[as in ways that wouldnt identify the person]


so
gimmie some sugah

[Poll #68936]

(no subject)

Happy Birthday kitiara

May it be the swellest yet

needful things revisited

almost two years ago

I wrote the following post

much has changed
and much remains the same
so I thought I would revisit it

things which remain unchanged
have been eliminated in the interest of brevity
you can click the above link to see the entire list

( obscure things no one needs to know about me )

what are your needful things?

(no subject)

to do list

locate telephone
[somewhere in house]

hook up and charge
said telephone
[its a cordless]

use said telephone
to call cell phone
to get telephone number
from cell phones caller id

use said telephone
to gather information about
international long distance services

beat head against wall
to determine the pros and cons
of each service

randomly pick a service
using a variety of irrelevant criteria

use said telephone
to sign up for what will end up being
the least reliable and most expensive
long distance service
because I am unable to remember or care
what are the various rules
that I am supposed to follow
in order to avoid getting molested

for the life of me
I can not imagine
why I feel like procrastinating on this
or signing up for random root canals
instead

but I wont
cause
its my turn

I am never one
to be remiss
on keeping my end
of the deal