(no subject)

tonight
i
watched my first episode
of
ally mcbeal

i
set aside any
guilt and shame
to
discuss why

but first i must
ask

how many of you
my
friends
watch ally mcbeal
regularly?

or

perhaps the better question
how many of you
will admit to it?

My saving grace
in this matter
is
that
i had no choice
i was compelled
to
watch

and
such compulsion came
before i even realized
what exactly it was
that i was watching

you see
i was flipping through the channels
trying to remember which
one was the BBC
and
I saw Christina Ricci

now
i will freely admit
that i
find her very attractive
and
paused momentarily
to see what it was

Those of you who watch
the show regularly
will
probably know which
episode i refer to

Her character
was a young vicious
and completely ruthless
lawyer
[i suppose vicious and ruthless are rather superlative all things consider]

and i was
incredibly aroused

the sight of this fiction
a
strong,
smart,
vicious,
witty,
utterly ruthless
and
incredibly intelligent
beautiful, feminine
woman

reminded me of
exactly what i want

i want a woman
who is all of those things

now the question is

that
one million dollar question

does she exist?

[on a side note]
[does anyone know]
[if she is a regular character now]
[TV is weeks behind down here]
[and not always played sequentially]
[and if that is the case]
[i fear i must find a way to see]
[more of this insipid show]

Whoops somebody got the PR Spin all fucked up on this one

Apparently it wasnt a massacre,
but a glorious victory of the palestinian resistance

Jenin 'massacre' reduced to death toll of 56

JENIN, West Bank
Palestinian officials yesterday put the death toll at 56 in the two-week Israeli assault on Jenin, dropping claims of a massacre of 500 that had sparked demands for a U.N. investigation.

The official Palestinian body count, which is not disproportionate to the 33 Israeli soldiers killed in the incursion, was disclosed by Kadoura Mousa Kadoura, the director of Yasser Arafat's Fatah movement for the northern West Bank, after a team of four Palestinian-appointed investigators reported to him in his Jenin office.

[Two weeks ago, when European and particularly London newspapers were reporting estimates of "hundreds" massacred, Israeli sources in Washington said they expected the Palestinian toll to reach "45 to 55."]

Click here for the complete text

Paul Martin - Washington Times

thanks to ikilled007 for the link

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