if only

my parents
had gotten me
these

Anti-Masturbation pants

my life
would be
quite different

hmm
yeah
I would prolly
be a lot more
into
BDSM

I support

cause
those kids
have enough time
to masturbate
before and after school
besides
the janitor has threatened to quit
three times
if he has to clean up any more of that shit

and besides
isnt that what they have
cheerleaders for anyway

(no subject)

eat
more
pickles

heh

(no subject)

hmmm

think I am gonna head home

work is boring

besides its Good Friday

shouldn't I be out
crucifying the lord or something

like any good Jew?