I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

its has been one of those
days

I think
it was
third grade

when the teacher
introduced the
concept
of

personal responsibility


Our society
as a whole
denies the existence of this

I just had
to explain
to a crew of apes
that

If they want the power
they
have to be
personally accountable

what am I talking about?

well
there are these folks
whom I work with
who
are forever
fucking up
their servers

of course
I get to be
the lucky bastard
who
bails their asses out
when
said
Fuck-up Fairy pays a visit

you see
they are
all
(well almost all
and I only add almost
to be slightly kind)

completely
incompetent

even Scientologists could grasp these
basic concepts

(if you are a Scientologist,
and are offended,
I am sorry...

no really ...
I am terribly sorry

I can not imagine the pain
of life as a Scientologist)

anyway

they all "need" administrative access
to their servers

(how else are they going to fuck them up)

but the kicker is
they want a generic account
which they all can use

that way
I cant
go
you
yes you
dumb ass fuck
stop downloading porn
and deleting system files

and the
server
wont
break

see
all I want (for now)
is to
make them use
individual
accounts
so
I can
say

Dammit Jim
you fucked up again



is
that
really
too much
to ask?

Dearest beloth ... Advice on life ... or ... Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and c

This is in response
to Beloth's Corina dilemma

I generally dislike writing two page comments so
I just posted it here instead.



The first thing that I see is
A need for a clarification
Of your question.

Is your question...

"Will she rob me blind and steal my kidneys"
no probably not, but it is quite possible

or are you asking

"Will she fuck/date/blow me if I let her stay here"

possibly but probably not

the question I
must ask is
what are you looking
to get out of it?

if you are looking to bang
a hot 18 year old chick

then you should analyze it
based on the chances of you
banging that chick

not based on whether or not
she would steal your 10 year old
stereo, (unless you really value your stereo)

See
the problem you have here
is simple
the pitch is
"I am hot sexy woman, and only you can help me"

where you are adding

"hey maybe she will fuck me in gratitude"
or
the slightly less crass

"hey if this hot chick is living with me, maybe I can make her see what I great guy I am"

this is only a wordy version of the first sentence with a bit of denial thrown in for good measure.

of course
it is possible that
she will just waltz in
steal your heart (not your wallet)
and use you for a place to crash
until she can find her own place
and move along
hopefully having the decency
to screw you a few times
for the inconvenience

Personally
it sounds like a set up
what
you need to figure out
is

"what am I being set up for?"

and

of course

"will I enjoy the results of the set up?"

some of the most memorable nights in my life
were the results of someone setting me up
for their own motives and gains
just happened
that I enjoyed it too

nothing wrong with being used
if you
have a blast
along the way
(and you know that you are just being used so you don't get your heart broken either)

just my nickel

Plural