What Breed of Dog am I?

Since everyone in the world is doing introspection these days, and Quite frankly I am just not feeling up to it. I decided to fall back on the millions of personality tests I took a while back. So I thought I would begin with strange and work my way around

"What Breed of Dog am I?" Emode.Com

You are most like a GREAT DANE.
You are the Adonis of all dogs.
Sophisticated and full of spirit, you draw a crowd of admirers wherever you go.
Being intelligent and athletically gifted does not hurt your popularity, either.
You are classy and well-mannered, while maintaining a friendly and approachable air.
You are the perfect blend of physical and mental prowess.

Is it wrong for me to be embarrased about this?

Took the "who is your type" test, and am rather in shock.

Ever have those moments when you realize yourself perception is materially warped.

Even more annoying is that is was from something inane like this. Next I will have fortune cookies with significant meaning in my life; if so will someone please shoot me?

Your type is the Sorority Sister
Give you an L!
Give you an O!
Give you a V!
Give you an E!
The All-American, letter-sweatered Sorority Sister is your ideal girl.
She's perfectly coiffed and dressed, and never has a bad word to say about anyone (at least, not to their face).
She can be prim and proper, but she's also quick to grab a beer and a burger at tailgate parties.
She's got a somewhat unattainable quality, and that makes you want her even more.
She's almost too perfect to touch, but the extra challenge makes the payoff even sweeter. Her fun-loving personality and traditional values make you proud to have her on your arm.
Standing by your side for backyard barbeques in the suburbs, life with this gal will be a "Leave it to Beaver" dream.

Of course the opposing test which stated the type of man I am seems to validate my personal perception, of course I am probably just confused there as well...

You are a Renaissance Man:

Leonardo DaVinci's got nothing on you. (does this seem just a wee bit overboard even for flattery?)

A modern Renaissance Man, you know something about everything. You're extremely passionate about anything you can think of, from baseball stats to Dutch art.
And you delve into all of them enthusiastically. Women are constantly impressed by how much information you soak up and retain, as well as your spontaneity and sense of adventure.
Whether it's because you're extremely well-cultured or due to your romantic nature, they can't help but fall for you.
As long as you're careful to keep your wits about you and stay grounded, any gal who winds up with you will feel like she's living on cloud nine.


Joy joy so, I am a doomed to a life of picture perfection with 2.5 kids and half a dog in a nice house in the suburbs... Of course I did build a white picket fence in front of my house so maybe

am I just wallowing in denial...?