of humor and too much information

[plural]

i have
been meaning to share
this
for a few days

but it always seems
to slip my mind

anyway
a few days ago

resting in bed
enjoying a cigarette
in naked bliss

i attempted to adjust
both my drink
and my ashtray
at the same time

unfortunately
i am not this coordinated
and
i
knocked the cherry
of my cigarette

into a most delicate
place

several screams, howls
and primordial leaps
later

the crisis was over
but
i had suffered
a grievous wound

yes that's right
i
singed the family jewels

and now you
too
can share my shame

isnt the internet great?

Comments

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

Scott and I wonder if it's shameful enough without pictures.. ?? *wry*

[plural.livejournal.com]

why
my dear
am i not the least
bit surprise
that the two of you
would
hold such an opinion
*grin*

[thistimearound.livejournal.com]

You have SINGING testicles?

Oh, wait. They're SINGED.

Color me duh.

[plural.livejournal.com]

well yes
actually
i do

although they only
sing
old sinatra tunes

*wink*

[thistimearound.livejournal.com]

I found myself curiously aroused by this revelation. Imagine that. ;)

[plural.livejournal.com]

yes
i find
i often have that effect
on women

*grin*

[badlydrawngurl.livejournal.com]

wow that sucks.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yep it does
although
it highly amused
my companion
or
more accurately
my shrieking and
panic did

Re:

[badlydrawngurl.livejournal.com]

lol im sure it did:):)

[dew.livejournal.com]

I hate when that happens

The pictures you draw

[iamjosh.livejournal.com]

Sometimes its not the story or the subject, that gives your posts such color.. but in this case I think it may have been both. Hope ya feel better -josh

[city-glitter.livejournal.com]

Oh dear God...