all you need in life

[plural]

is

WD-40 and Duct tape

if it sticks and it shouldnt
use WD-40

if it doesnt stick and it should
use Duct tape*


[*except with regard to ducts]
[studies have shown that]
[duct tape is very ineffective]
[at sealing ducts]

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

some claim you also need a crecent wrench, a pair of pliers, and a couple of screwdrivers, but generally those who do are clearly insane.

Whatabout?

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

Bailing twine, liquid nails and drywall screws?

Re: Whatabout?

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more.