this amused me

[plural]

A man was stopped by a state game warden in Oregon
leaving a lake well known for its fishing,
with a bucket of fish

The warden asked the man,
"Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied,
"No sir, these are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"
the warden asked.

"Yes sir. Every night I take them down to the lake and let them
swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets
and and I take them home."

"Bullshit! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the warden for a moment and said,
"Here, I'll prove it to you"

"Ok, I've got to see this!"

The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden turned to the man and said,
"Well?"

"Well, what?" the man replied.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?" the man replied.

"The fish!" the warden said.

"What fish?",
asked the man with the bucket.

Comments

[hellarad.livejournal.com]

hahaha
i should
have listened.

heheh

[plural.livejournal.com]

yep yep
ya shoulda

[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

heheee! :)