our tax dollars at work ... or ... bare your breasts to save lives

[plural]

Staring at women's breast
is good for men's health
and makes them live longer
a new survey reveals

researchers have discovered
that a 10 minute ogle at
women's breasts is as healthy
as half and hour in the gym

a five year study of
200 men found that
those who enjoyed a
lounging look at
busty beauties had
lower blood pressure,
less heart disease
and slower pulse rates
compared to those who
did not get their daily
eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby
who carried out the study
wrote in the new england
journal of medicine:
"just ten minutes of
staring at the charms of
a well endowed female is
roughly equivalent to a
30 minute aerobic workout
sexual excitement
gets the heart pumping
and improves blood
circulations
there is no question
that gazing at
women's breasts
makes men healthier

Our study indicates that
engaging in this activity
a few minutes daily cuts the
risk of stroke and heart attack
in half

We believe that by
doing so consistently
the average man can extend
his life four to five
years

Comments

[boonedog.livejournal.com]

By "well-endowed" I'm assuming they mean "large". Alas, I am not the bastion of men's mortal longevity.

Still up for that coffee we never had?

[plural.livejournal.com]

there is a reason
women live longer than men
perhaps
give women breasts
was gods way of
mitigating that
discrepancy

and yes
I am I will be out of town
all weekend
how does next
weekend look for you?

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

Wow. Do you think I should apply for some kind of grant for aiding in the well being of my boyfriend then?

[plural.livejournal.com]

I think you
would have to provide
a more broadspectrum
health positive service
to recieve a grant
and
generally sleeping
with your patients
is frowned upon
in the medical community