Brunching on coconut creams and shuttlecocks

[plural]

Someday I hope to be known --
like the noble baboon --

for my large,
razor sharp fangs
and colorful buttocks.

I want to hear people say.

"He certainly has
strikingly vibrant
ass-cheeks,
but he'll flay you
with his fangs
if you cross him."

Not that I'd actually
flay anyone.
I'd probably just
use my fangs
to open beer cans
and make indentations in the soil
for planting pumpkin seeds.

Comments

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

Jack Handy meets Steve Irwin :)

[lilybleu.livejournal.com]

Alas! Jack Handey has been found! ;)

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.

~gina~

[badmammajamma.livejournal.com]

i love it! - and i usually skip over anything that looks like poetry.

*grin*

[plural.livejournal.com]

well
dont let my
pecular style
fool you
I am not
a
poet
nor
an
aspiring one
I just hate
to write in
large blocks of text