ever feel that your horoscope knows you too well?

[plural]

[my most recent]
[horoscope]
[from theonion.com]
[of course]

Much to your consternation,
you discover that
it takes more than nudity,
llamas, and gin
to scandalize the British consulate.

Comments

i know exactly what you mean, darling.

[hellarad.livejournal.com]

[MY most recent]
[horoscope]
[from theonion.com]

The object of your
affection seems oblivious
to your
romantic feelings.
This is not surprising,
as elephant seals
have a limited capacity
for empathy.

uncanny, no?

well, duh!

[fisticuffs.livejournal.com]

you left out the duct tape.
real scandal required duct tape.

Re: well, duh!

[plural.livejournal.com]

ah yes
so it appears
I have

good thing
I always
keep a roll
handily stashed
in my car

really is embarrassing
forgeting the duct tape
afterall it is
such an
amateurish mistake

I shall
go switfy and
beat myself
senseless with
a key fob
so that
I darent repeat
such a blunder

Re: well, duh!

[fisticuffs.livejournal.com]

make sure it's good leather.