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plural ([personal profile] plural) wrote2001-07-18 02:51 am

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

[identity profile] mselfie.livejournal.com 2001-07-18 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
the worst part is,

the prisioner deserved to be where he is.
what did we do to deserve to work in a cube?

[identity profile] kingnixon.livejournal.com 2001-07-18 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
you forgot the anal rape..

oh

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2001-07-19 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
yeah

there is
always
that