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Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer
you live.

How long a minute is depends
on what side of the bathroom
door you're on.

Ever notice that the people who
are late are often much jollier
than the people who have to
wait for them?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't
more people happy?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices
every day, how come nothing
is free yet?

You may be only one person
in the world, but you may also
be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much
fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from
crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and
all are different colors.... but
they all have to learn to live in
the same box.

Everything should be made as
simple as possible, but no simpler.

A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery
on a detour.

Happiness comes through
doors you didn't even know
you left open.