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This guy lived on his own
and he was feeling a bit lonely,
so he goes to the pet shop
to get something to keep him company.
The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet,
a talking millipede.
Ok,
thought the man,
I'll give it a go,
so he bought one
and
took it home.
That night he decided to test out his new pet,
so he opened the box and said,
"Oi, millipede, wanna come to the boozer with me?"
no response.
the man was ticked thinking he got scammed,
but decided to give it one more try
before he took the thing back to the shop.
So he took he lid off the box
and repeated,
"I said I'm going to the pub for a drink do you want to come?"
"I heard you the first fucking time"
snapped the millipede,
"I'm just putting my fucking shoes on"
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did I mention?!
awwwww
I have been
a naughty slacker
if you ask nicely
I am sure you can
convince amber to
spank me
(she's a pervo like that)
but yeah
works been a bitch
recently
but
things are calmer now
much
much calmer
and your
presence
here
always is
delightful
hey.
perverts, darling?
shall i expose
you for all of
livejournal
to see?
hmm?
heh
expose
what isnt a
secret love
besides
I wasnt claiming
not
to be a pervo
just
pointing out
one of the
ways in which
you are
[which I]
[must admit]
[I share]
[hence the giggle]
love you
love me
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