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or
is this
just
completely
wrong

of course

Date: 2001-05-25 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
perhaps
you are right
but
it has
been well over
30 years
since I heard a dog
say
"Oh please, can I please, wear that pink feather boa, can i, can i?"
using any method of communication

of course
perhaps
I was just
not listening

(my bitches often complain about that)

Re: of course

Date: 2001-05-25 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-anywhere.livejournal.com
well like most 'new' things, you must take a "they won't like it at first, but soon they'll grow to CRAVE IT" attitude. Then they'll start to ask for it.

ahhh

Date: 2001-05-25 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
yeah
I did that
with the new girls
back in my pimpin days

they all pretended not to like
being my hoes at first
but
then they were craving it all right
I had em begging for it
(or was it)
(the crack rock)

Re: ahhh

Date: 2001-05-25 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-anywhere.livejournal.com
only you could compare putting a feather boa on a dog to pimping hoes.

maybe mon ami

Date: 2001-05-25 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
but
I have a talent for
misrepresenting the underlying principles
it
has
served me well
over the years

Re: maybe mon ami

Date: 2001-05-25 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-anywhere.livejournal.com
misrepresent?

nah, you've got more of a 'misdirect for fun and profit' thing going...

Truth be told, I'm in awe.

what can I say

Date: 2001-05-25 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
fun and profit are
two of
my favourite things

but
I suppose
if I am going
to rule a
capitalist world
it is the way it has to be

wouldnt want anyone
thinking
I had
gone soft or
anything

*grin*

Re: what can I say

Date: 2001-05-25 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-anywhere.livejournal.com
'cruel but just... cruel but just...'

just cruel actually

Date: 2001-05-25 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
cruelity
is
a particularly
exquisite thing
atleast when
it
rises above
the average human
pettiness

where just and fair
are
fallacies

fairytales we
tell our children
to fool ourselves
that we are bringing
them
into such a
miserable world

Re: just cruel actually

Date: 2001-05-25 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-anywhere.livejournal.com
you're a sick man plural.

Re: ahhh

Date: 2001-05-25 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-anywhere.livejournal.com
by the way...

how much did that Jeffords bribe set you back?

oh well I arrange for someone else

Date: 2001-05-25 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
to actually make the payments
but
you would be surprised how
cheap a US senator is these days
with the
recession and all
got quite a discount,

250k in cash and
about 1.2m in
services
paid up life
life insurance policies
and the like

oh yeah
and he wanted a
gold plated strap-on
but
I didnt ask what for.

Re: oh well I arrange for someone else

Date: 2001-05-25 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-anywhere.livejournal.com
that's good you didn't get stuck with 14,000,000 boooks like some inexperienced fellows do... I mean what the hell would you DO with all those things anyway?

stuck with 14,000,000 books?

Date: 2001-05-25 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
nah I would
just build
an apartment building
and
call it
a low income
residential literacy program?

Re: stuck with 14,000,000 books?

Date: 2001-05-25 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-anywhere.livejournal.com
heh.

and lobby the bastard for a tax break as a non-profit, I'm sure...

but of course

Date: 2001-05-25 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
I couldnt
disappoint you
with
anything less

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