chance encounter of cowardice

[plural]

I
during the course
of performing my
daily duties at
my place of employment
I was
introduced
to a
young lady
by the name of

Denisa

I inquired if
her family
was
italian
in the course
of common
conversation
but
did not
have the courage
to ask
if she had
a twin

named

Denisb

Comments

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

ha!
you make-a me laugh today!
=^ )

Frightfully similar

[damion.livejournal.com]

A guy in my english told a very similar joke recently. The class was at Friendly's eating breakfast, and we'd been reading 100 Years of Solitude, and he says, "There are these two guys named Jos?. One says, 'Hi, my name's Jos?.' Then the other says, 'Well that must make me JosB."

I found out later that he had been inhaling the smoke of burning cannabis leaves earlier in the morning.