so she walks into the room

Apr. 30th, 2001 09:10 pm
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a
kitchen knife
in hand

what do you say to the girl with a kitchen knife?
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Date: 2001-04-30 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-moriah701.livejournal.com
Where's the butter?

hmm.

Date: 2001-04-30 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellarad.livejournal.com
"have you
lost weight?"

nah

Date: 2001-04-30 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
cause if you lost
weight
I wouldnt
have even
noticed you
were
in there room

prolly couldnt
even see ya
neither

Re: nah

Date: 2001-05-01 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellarad.livejournal.com
oh.
shushup.
i have
a pot
belly.
and stuff.

jah jah

Date: 2001-05-01 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellarad.livejournal.com
whatever cracker

*nuzzle*

Date: 2001-05-01 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dew.livejournal.com
How about..."Can I help you".....and then do whatever she says.

Date: 2001-05-01 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-tanstaafl888.livejournal.com
If you've been bad.. you run like hell screaming "I'm not Johnny!"

If you're deeply in love and feeling good about your relationship, then you ask her what she would like for you to make for dinner.

Date: 2001-05-01 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmaleus.livejournal.com
"i'm sorry i fucked your sister"
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