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[plural]

I’ve heard
people are more violently opposed
to fur than leather
because it's safer
to harass rich women
than motorcycle gangs

Comments

[savonarola.livejournal.com]

man that is totally funny. . .
lunch on thursday? kinda got
some questions for you. . .

sounds delightful

[plural.livejournal.com]

I will scribble you in
my imaginary black book
for thursday

got any particular place in mind?

[strike-anywhere.livejournal.com]

and this upsets your peculiar darwinian asthetic how?

only in that

[plural.livejournal.com]

it deprives me
of the potential
pay-per-view profits
for selling the
images of
self-righteous bastiches
fleeing
angry bikers

Re: only in that

[strike-anywhere.livejournal.com]

I think you may have lost that money to fox already... I hear they have a reality TV/gameshow based on that premise already in production.

[kirkir.livejournal.com]

It's a good point. One I've often pondered. The only thing I can think of is, cows and sheep aren't quite as cute as foxes and minks.

Plus, all those anti-consumerism hippy-leftists would have to give up their Birkenstocks.