I support

[plural]

cause
those kids
have enough time
to masturbate
before and after school
besides
the janitor has threatened to quit
three times
if he has to clean up any more of that shit

and besides
isnt that what they have
cheerleaders for anyway

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[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

let 'em masturbate. They'll be less likely to have pent-up frustrations and poop on my tulips.