fucking backwater vermont

[plural]

ok
so I found out

that Vermont
of
all fucking
states

has suspended
my license

in
Washington

seeing as I don't
have
a vermont license
I find
this

rather fucked up

way I see it
they should be able to
say
I cant drive in vermont
but
in Washington?
especially seeing as
I cant imagine
why my license is suspended
in the first place

not that
it is
all that uncommon

I think my license is
currently suspended
in nine or ten states

not for anything really
I just
have this
aversion to paying
out of state
tickets

which explains
the warrants in
seventeen states

well
no
one is for something
else
altogether but
no one
can really
prove
I did that

anyway
I call to get it fixed
the dmv cant help me
the forward me on
to some
"special ticket bureau"
I think
it
little bus special
so
anyway
their line
is busy
all fucking
day
some hick schmuck
prolly left the
goddamn rotary
phone
off the hook
and
of course
they would only
have
one fucking line

I say
if they ain't
in the same century

they shouldn't be allowed
to suspended my
license

and the worst thing
is
that I
cant rely
on my old standby
at
unibomber.com
to take
care of it for me

cause I need
some dumbass hick
to peddle the damn bicycle
to power the telegraph terminal
that inputs the data into
the
computer
and
fix this damn
mess

ugg

Comments

[intohiding.livejournal.com]

hey!
i was
concieved
and
*almost*
born
in
vermont!
*pout*

[princesssony.livejournal.com]

Hehe..

::GASPS::
You HICK!!!!

[intohiding.livejournal.com]

heeeey!
whos side
are you on,
anyway?
*pouts more*

[princesssony.livejournal.com]

I's just teasing you..
I just thought it was funny how he went through that whole thing about people from Vermont being hicks and then you sat there and raised your little hand and said "Hey, I was conceived in Vermont!"
As if you were saying "Hey, I'm one of them!"
I'm just kiddin'..
You know that! :o)