excuses excuses excuses

[plural]

to those of you
who have left
messages on
my home phone
the 297 number
I owe you
a great apology
for I have completely
slacked off
on retrieving them

I have like 34 messages
and I couldn't
face em
but I will
record em all
tomorrow
and return them
as well

and to those
of you
who live
here
an
open invitation

I need a drink
probably
two or three or four
and
you are all welcome to join me

am thinking
Marcus's
Wednesday night
8pm

I will be the one
with the
knob creek
bourbon

as for
the rest of the world
my love and affections