Starting what you finish

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Inner peace

I read an article today that said:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

Today I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...

so I finished off a bottle of red wine,
a bottle of white,
the saint brendans,
the belvedere,
and the knob creak
some valium,
my cigarettes and a jar of olives.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel....