Well, if I called the wrong number ...

[plural]

why did you answer the phone?

I love
wrong numbers

I had a delightful conversation
with a woman

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who was calling
to wish her son
happy holidays
and had
the wrong number

so
we talked for
about 10 minutes
and I

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looked up
her son in the company
directory
and
provided

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the correct
number

we wished
each other
the most pleasant
of holidays
and
went
our own
ways

Twas quite merry

GOOSE