plural | Academics among you

I know
that I've got more than a few readers
firmly ensconced among the ivory towers

so
I thought I'd see if any of you
can either help me out with this
or know someone who can.

A cousin of mine attends GWU in DC
and is trying to obtain a ticket to the Columbian College grad ceremony.

If you are able to assist
or connect me with someone who is
please let me know