I love BLANK in the morning

[plural]

you know

there are lots of things I can think of
with which to fill that slot

but

the smell of napalm

however victorious
doesn't rank in the top five

a blowjob
however
definitely does

Comments

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I've been meaning to thank you for that. Sorry about not providing adequate warning, though. How's your eye?

[plural.livejournal.com]

better
but if I get pink eye
you're gonna be tossing my salad for a week

[geminiwench.livejournal.com]

I miss morning sex/morning orgasms so much!

Spending the last year on a totally different schedule than The Boy makes it a very very rare occurrence.... so sad....

*weeps inconsolably*