Happy Fucking Joy Joy

[plural]

having to evacuate my house for the night
we've had a nasty cold front the last couple of days
and I got a couple of burst pipes

spent the day becoming very intimate with my mop
the plumber says they should be able to
have it fixed and the heat back on by tomorrow
or thursday at the latest

I'd spend the night here
but seeing as all the water has been turned off
it isnt really a good option

I kinda need drinking water
and a place to vacate my wastes

sure

I could pull a buffster and go all survival nut
and do just fine
but
unlike buff
I'd rather find myself a nice lovely
[or two or three]
rent a cozy hotel room
and devote the night to bacchus instead

I'll be out of communication
for at least a day
so
take care
love love

your plural