ewww

[plural]

ok

that was gross

creepy too

I mean

really

I can go the rest of my life
without that happening again
and be perfectly content

what

I am sure you are wondering

well

Isabel was on my lap
circling to find the absolute best position to lay
and mewwing at me
she looked up
I looked down
she mewed
so I stuck out my tongue
with that air of superiority
which can only be attributed to the fact
that I have opposable thumbs

and

and

she licked it

besides being a particularly odd sensation

I feel kinda dirty

ewww