Through the looking glass

[plural]

I got an idea for a fun contest and with prizes too

Here is the deal, you submit a description of the plural but not just any description
submit the most unflattering and critical description you can think of
which in your eyes is still truthful

i.e. aim below the belt and hit hard

There will be three prizes awarded

Most Vicious
Most Perceptive
Booby Prize
[selected at random from all substantive entrants]

I havent decided if I will judge the entries myself or put it up for a public vote
but I reserve the right to do as I damn well please.

I will annouce the winners on my birthday (9/27/04)
and most likely publish the winning comments
[I will check with the winners first to make sure they are comfortable with that]

So what are the prizes?

I am thinking a standard DVD of your choice (approximate retail value 25$ US)
However if one of the winners has an alternate choice in the same range
I will consider it, however I will not award cash (prizes are more fun)

Thats it

Drop your gloves and give me your best shot.