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pluralChutzpah is the name of the game
The more you ask for
The more they think you are worth
Its a great scam
Next time you go to a job interview
have this typed up and hand it to them
when they ask for your salary requirements
Compensation Requirements:
$600K a year and fuck benefits, I am a man, I can walk it off.
Six weeks of vacation but I will just cash them in and instead use company time and money for sex tourism trips to Thailand.
Twelve first class flight coupons and hotel vouchers as needed each year so I can keep my spouse out of my hair and shopping in Milan
Three, 1000$ an hour escorts (Blonde, Brunette and Redhead) on call 24/7 to amuse my most trivial whim.
A midget to follow me around with a bottle my favourite bourbon to be replaced with a fresh bottle before half of its contents are consumed.
Four pairs of season tickets to each professional sports club in the city, not that I will bother actually attending the games.
Any attempts at negotiating these terms will result in increases to each segment of this package
The more you ask for
The more they think you are worth
Its a great scam
Next time you go to a job interview
have this typed up and hand it to them
when they ask for your salary requirements
Compensation Requirements:
$600K a year and fuck benefits, I am a man, I can walk it off.
Six weeks of vacation but I will just cash them in and instead use company time and money for sex tourism trips to Thailand.
Twelve first class flight coupons and hotel vouchers as needed each year so I can keep my spouse out of my hair and shopping in Milan
Three, 1000$ an hour escorts (Blonde, Brunette and Redhead) on call 24/7 to amuse my most trivial whim.
A midget to follow me around with a bottle my favourite bourbon to be replaced with a fresh bottle before half of its contents are consumed.
Four pairs of season tickets to each professional sports club in the city, not that I will bother actually attending the games.
Any attempts at negotiating these terms will result in increases to each segment of this package
