Happy Thanksgiving!

[plural]

In advance
cause I am not gonna be
near a puter for 4 or 5 days

May you all be stuffed with divine edibles
and flush with good spirits...

and
just to set your mind at ease

I have in fact made
appropriate long term medical arrangements

one of which includes
letting all of yall know
exactly what dumb ass stunt
I was attempting

when I bit the long toothed dog

With fondness and regards

Plural