Tongue in Cheek

[plural]

so

I've been thinking about the whole gay marriage thing

and I have decided
that I feel the call to activism

so, as a form of personal protest

I have decided

that I will steadfastedly refrain from marrying a man
and I call on all straight men to do the same

we can all pull a nancy and just say no

hell straight women can get in on the act too
and refuse to marry a chick

come to think of it

how about everyone

gays and straights together in a show of unity

get in on this protest

we can all refrain from marrying anyone
that we are not attracted to

and

otherwise

shut the fuck up