Since yall deserved a shorter post

[plural]

[i.e. one that a sane person would bother reading]

someone asked me today
just what exactly is my deal with llamas

well
I didnt answer them
and I wont answer you either

but
I did realize
that I have been making
comments akin to sexual innuendo
regarding llamas
for nearly ten years now

it is truly amazing
just how much mileage
you can get out of one
fairly mediocre joke

*wicked grin*

Comments

[princezna.livejournal.com]

what's the joke?

[resilience.livejournal.com]

so, are you saying I'm not sane?

[plural.livejournal.com]

oh there are quite a few variants on the theme

all which basically allude to sexual interactions with llamas.

I suppose it started my senior year of highschool when I was asked to share one thing I learned on a trip to the british virgin islands with the class.

my reply

"it takes more than large quantities of gin, and indecent acts with llamas to scandalize the british consulate"

[plural.livejournal.com]

probably, if I paused long enough to think it over

regardless your attention span is quite impressive

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

Llamas are inherently funny, just like chickens and cows, only more exotic.

[plural.livejournal.com]

kinda like lemurs and reindeer I suppose

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

Exactly, I've gotten a lot of mileage out of lemurs too.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah

but

they are not as cool
[or sexy]

as llamas

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

You're so wrong. Lemurs are waay hotter, you pervy freak.