Excuse me sir, can you spare a Prozac?

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Ok either someone is fucking with me or I have seriously gone off the deep end what is disturbing me so why would I believe that someone has executed some dastardly plan the evidence is incontrovertible everywhere ever I go I am overwhelmed with banner advertisements in french and we all know how I hate the french so it must be a conspiracy

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[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

I bet it is.

They (you know who I mean) are conspiring all the time. It's so obviously a conspiracy--why else would there be Folger's Choice and Taster's Choice coffees? And exactly who is Folger? Is Taster a person, or do they mean anyone who's got the ability to taste? I can taste, and they didn't ask me. They're just trying to make me pick theirs, so I don't have to look like I can't taste (or have no taste) to the cashier at the counter. They're probably drugging it too.

It's definitely a conspiracy.

[beloth.livejournal.com]

Those damned Frogs !!!!
I say we nuke the bastards :)

yeah
Just make sure clinton is over there first giving a speech oK?

[sillyape.livejournal.com]

Ah will keel you, stupid American pig-dog!