plural

I'd be really surprised

if you

actually

lived up

to all that you

say

you are.

If indeed you

do

I give you permission

to marry me right now

Seriously,

Mr. Money bags

Mr. Big Cock

Mr. Saucy Buns

Mr. Exquisite Taste

Mr. Shaman in Bed

Mr. Share My Olive

Mr. Sassy Pants

Mr. I'm More Cultured Than You

Mr. Intellectual borderline homosexual

Mr. Cool Despite being a Canadian

Mr. I write ten poems a day

Mr. I drink "cocktails" not beers

Mr. I wouldn't be opposed to possibly wearing sock garters to entice Princezna

Mr. I probably say "aboot" instead of "about"

Mr. I speak more languages than you

Mr. I'm an asshole because you want me to be

Seriously

fly to L.A.

we'll drive to god-damned Vegas

right now.

Kisses,

~A.S.M

ps-

that is

if I

don't decide

to eat you alive first.