Size does matter

[plural]

Aight I am not sure how many of you ladies
will understand where I am going with this
as
I don't think many of you have ever really thought this way

but all the guys will

There is a certain feeling guys have
an untouchable confidence
when they know
with absolute certainty
that they have the biggest dick in the room

and
while I am speaking metaphorically
the practical is also quite applicable
if less often knowable

you see

that is indeed one of the great gifts of my life

I know that my cock

is bigger

than that other guy's

I don't think

I don't wonder

I know

that when it comes to getting shit done
when it comes to having what it takes

whether matters of
skill
talent
intellect
or
resources

I got the bigger cock

I am always willing to go one step further
rank up the skill level one step higher
for total victory
and
getting what I want

which yall might take note
explains that curious habit I have
of always getting what I want

but anyway

I am just feeling fairly grateful to myself
[not to mention a wee bit smug]

for

it is nice

to have the biggest dick in town*

[ *figure of speech, said value judgment extends over a much larger geographical area]