it is my century baby

[plural]

I was at a stop light,
behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus."

So I honked.

The driver leaned out his window, flipped me the bird, and yelled,

"Can't you see the light is still red, you fucking moron?"

Comments

Heh

[lamotocyclette.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the time I was run off the road by a girl driving a truck with a "Mean People Suck" bumber sticker.

[marieofroumania.livejournal.com]

THAT
FUCKING
RULES.

[atillathehung.livejournal.com]

Painfully funny!

Re: Heh

[lamotocyclette.livejournal.com]

That would be "bumper sticker", Fruedian slip I guess.

[jmichiko.livejournal.com]

too good. just about sums it up, really.

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

and next time, you can yell back: "God bless you too, cocksucker!"

Re: Heh

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

God is an Iron, yep...

wtf?!

[dangrmous.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious!! What a hypcrite. God will give him a canker sore for sure ;)

Reminds of those great bumper stickers- "Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks you're an asshole!"

[geekwad.livejournal.com]

I was ... just gonna say that.

[emily-dark.livejournal.com]

That really is too brilliant. ;)

[girlinthemoon.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Hi, I'm Shana :) I just 'friended' you :)

[mikeys.livejournal.com]

that rules. i'm going to try that someday soon.

speaking of which, i was watching the 700 club last night. I think it's the funniest thing on television. I don't think they *meant* it to be funny though...

[dpaul007.livejournal.com]

weetanya sent me.

Now linked from my Journal as well.

[delphaicdragon.livejournal.com]

hahhahahahhaha That reminds me of the time I was cut off by someone with a bumper sticker saying "Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty."

[shakes her head] Humans. Sheesh.

[againsthestream.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[luv2ride.livejournal.com]

I needed a good laugh...ha ha Thanks

[pr1ss.livejournal.com]

That could be a quote from an Arlo Guthrie song.

[bitterbyrden.livejournal.com]

Someone in front of me had a version of those little Jesusfish thingies. The one were the "big fish" -- Jesus -- is swallowing the "little fish" Darwin. I couldn't help it, I screamed out "Oh my Lord! Jesus killed Darwin!"

I think I'm still a little angry from our fourth grade Creation vs. Evolution debate.

[brokendulce.livejournal.com]

thats so fucked, i love it.

[plural.livejournal.com]

ello there
and welcome

sorry it took so long for me to get back to you
I have been travelling for the last few weeks
and life has been crazy crazy
anyway
I added you so
you can read all about it if you like

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