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Jun. 25th, 2002 07:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralWho does Google think you are?
Type "**yourname** is" (including quotations) into Google and give us the results.
My full name achieved no results so the follow is from my first name.
... is an artist/painter
[yeah but I suck]
... is now in the garden
[how did they know, scary]
... is a distinguished professor of finance.
[news to me, but reasonable enough]
... is a wizard.
[perhaps, but I am not telling]
... is finally being brought to trial
[yeah right, you will never take me alive]
... is an agent provocateur
[old news]
... is chief executive officer of ...
[maybe later]
... is able to provide a unique perspective and an unparalleled look into the new millennium.
... is not waiting around to play whipping boy to Yahoo! Inc. either.
[damn straight, yahoo isn't hot enough to whip me]
... is currently managing director of Worldwide Constituency Relations
[is that what I am doing, hmm suppose that explains the travel and the sex]
... is reverting back to his well-known ways
[hey, I resent that remark, or wait, is it resemble]
... is widely regarded as a pioneer of the hi-tech industry.
[a slight over-exaggeration me thinks]
... is sitting on the bonnet
[Google is big brother, I tell you, its scary.]
... is a delight to know, having a wonderful way about him that attracts any and all to him.
[but of course]
... is employed by the GSS (General Security Services) in order to infiltrate right wing political organizations.
[I could tell you but then I would have to kill you]
... is ISO 9001 and QS-9000 registered.
[well look at that, quality is guaranteed]
... is presenting a plan for building a huge satellite launcher.
[actually that's old news, I have two now]
... is an authority on worldwide espionage and foreign affairs. -
[yep me and Xenia Onatopp will rule the world]
Type "**yourname** is" (including quotations) into Google and give us the results.
My full name achieved no results so the follow is from my first name.
... is an artist/painter
[yeah but I suck]
... is now in the garden
[how did they know, scary]
... is a distinguished professor of finance.
[news to me, but reasonable enough]
... is a wizard.
[perhaps, but I am not telling]
... is finally being brought to trial
[yeah right, you will never take me alive]
... is an agent provocateur
[old news]
... is chief executive officer of ...
[maybe later]
... is able to provide a unique perspective and an unparalleled look into the new millennium.
... is not waiting around to play whipping boy to Yahoo! Inc. either.
[damn straight, yahoo isn't hot enough to whip me]
... is currently managing director of Worldwide Constituency Relations
[is that what I am doing, hmm suppose that explains the travel and the sex]
... is reverting back to his well-known ways
[hey, I resent that remark, or wait, is it resemble]
... is widely regarded as a pioneer of the hi-tech industry.
[a slight over-exaggeration me thinks]
... is sitting on the bonnet
[Google is big brother, I tell you, its scary.]
... is a delight to know, having a wonderful way about him that attracts any and all to him.
[but of course]
... is employed by the GSS (General Security Services) in order to infiltrate right wing political organizations.
[I could tell you but then I would have to kill you]
... is ISO 9001 and QS-9000 registered.
[well look at that, quality is guaranteed]
... is presenting a plan for building a huge satellite launcher.
[actually that's old news, I have two now]
... is an authority on worldwide espionage and foreign affairs. -
[yep me and Xenia Onatopp will rule the world]
