stolen from sugarpuss

[plural]

After having their eleventh child, an Arkansas couple decided that was
enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to
his veterinarian and told him that he and his sister did not want to have
any more children.

The vet told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
are legal in Arkansas) light it, put it in a beer can and then hold it up to
his ear and count to ten. The husband said, "I may not be the smartest
guy in the world but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me" said the vet.
So the husband went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held it up to his ear and began to count:
One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five,
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so
he could resume counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Oklahoma, Kentucky, Alabama and West
Virginia."

Comments

[ignote.livejournal.com]

Yow! I don't know whether to laugh or cringe.

[lordlucan.livejournal.com]

Thass good shit :)))

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

Mother says, upon receipt of this joke, that you, "Are a dangerous man and should not be allowed to roam freely, but should be held in bond to a woman who is good to you and will keep you out of trouble."

(in other news. heh. funny.)

[plural.livejournal.com]

Mother is of course quite correct
although I have begun to wonder
if the woman who could tame me
wouldnt need to be far more dangerous

[gay-gadget.livejournal.com]

sugarpuss suggested i add you. So i have <3

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*
ello there and welcome by the way
[you've been added]
and you may find that a common response to my sense of humor
[but in defense of my humor, only seven states have seen fit to make it illegal]

[plural.livejournal.com]

ello there and welcome,
I have added you back as well
with such a recommendation I could hardly not
*grin*

[consume.livejournal.com]

I believe they also left out Mississippi. Most people are born here and escape, I moved here. I count the days until relocation escape.

[thawaltzingfool.livejournal.com]

haha!

*glares at you*

like a Kentuckian.

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

errr, did N. Carolina get taken off the list when you moved there?

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

While I agree with you that she should be.. I'm not sure I should extend those thoughts back to Mother. I am aware that she may then begin looking for women dangerous enough to hold you. :P

[plural.livejournal.com]

I know how you exactly how you feel, I lived in Jackson for almost a year myself, was ... shall we say quite interesting

[plural.livejournal.com]

*winks mischeviously*
whatcha gonna do bout it dahlin

[plural.livejournal.com]

lol
well
at the very least
twould be interesting