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So I've been thinking a lot recently
and I have realize my problem is that I think too much
I look around me and see the highest form of truth in this world
is quite simple
ignorance is bliss
my problem is simply that I am not ignorant enough

I have already used my brain in these twenty seven years
more than most people do in their entire lives
and since I do not have to rely on my intelligence to support my addictions
I have decided
I am going to get a frontal lobotomy
marry some insipid cheerleader
[though after my lobotomy I doubt she will seem nearly as insipid]
and enjoy the rest of my life
as an SUV driving breeder
with inane bumper stickers foisting
my ignorant opinions on everyone else